"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]
when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you
- college: Why should we accept you
- me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
- college: damn son you in
Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy
could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.
Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus)