i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that
when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME
its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager
when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time
if you have a foot fetish and ever participate in an orgy with other foot fetishists, remember to be respectful and attentive. you don’t want to get off on the wrong foot
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’ve gotten to the point where my parents could take everything away from me and I’d still be content to just lay in my bed and sleep.